"Listen I know he's my nephew, and I don't give a bloody crap. Polyphemus attacked Odysseus's men first." I said to my favorite child, Athena, who is, again, lecturing me.I know I'm right and she doesn't give a bloody crap usually when it doesn't involve her cousins. I should get Ares to stop taking his side but... eh, why did I bare a child that can beat me easily in hand-to-hand combat? I will get him to stop taking Polyphemus's side."ARES GET UP HERE NOW," I yelled to my son.